For those paying close attention, the little bugger is the "very, very special treat for everyone" that Voltion's Dan Sutton alluded to near the end our early preview of Armageddon.įrom the studio that brought you the Ostrich Hammer and the purple sex-toy bludgeon, Volition unveils its next weapon of crass destruction: Mr. That weapon? An adorable unicorn with severe flatulence, named Mr. Toots’s fate lies in your hands.In what seems to be a growing tradition of incredibly strange, immersion-breaking downloadable content, Volition has announced that they'll be bringing a special weapon to Red Faction: Armageddon once the demo has been downloaded one million times. The PSN downtime won’t help things though and neither will the lack of PC demo. Toots will be enough to galvanise a million people into downloading the demo after all. Who knows, perhaps the lure of a rainbow-crapping unicorn gun called Mr. Toots ever seeing the light of Mars, which makes me sad. Now we have to download an entire demo? I can’t see Mr. What? That’s a little steep though, isn’t it? I remember EA games tried to release a free DLC pack for Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit if people watched the trailer one million times on YouTube. Toots in the game?īy downloading the Red Faction: Armageddon demo one million times. Mr.Toots (the unicorn, of course) is the property of Volition Inc., and that means he will be making an appearance in Red Faction: Armageddon if we as a gaming community pull finger and give-in to THQ’s demands. Here’s the deal: about a week or so ago, a video crapped cropped up on YouTube that was made by Freddie Wong and friends. Want a rainbow-crapping unicorn that will be the most powerful weapon ever experienced in the history of ever? Who wouldn’t, right?
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